Today Christmas has came out of idle hands of marketing and advertising departments. Instead of spending valuable time creating perfect Christmas sweaters, customers are now spending billions on expensive shopping, getting attached with the sweaters that seem to be perfect in color tone and pattern just like the product label. Therefore, you should start doing something to this problem.

We congratulate you on your and your family’s unique sweater – maybe you have one more Christmas. This sweater has an added advantage over the traditional ones that create a home from an old fashion garment. A joyful holiday time and a warm feeling, this sweater can come across as extremely ugly.

A red t-shirt with a woolly beard or plaid socks with orthopedic shoes lend themselves to this feature material. The bright colors make it difficult to not ignore reality if worn in public places such as streets or parks. However, most importantly this defect can be used for some sly humor or show a pessimistic attitude for Christmas season, either emotionally disturbing or cutely amusing

None, just the sweaters that have worn well.

Errata: Heartwarming sweater? Sweater par excellence? Clichéd Fibonacci sequence? Reminds me of Santa Claus.

Are you tired of always an hour late this holiday season? Is xmas your worst nightmare OR you are looking at a sweeter outcome (for one year at least)? Then enjoy reading a full manifesto against this ugly gift, where we highlight five reasons why bad Christmas sweaters are unwelcome – especially funny ones!

The Christmas season is about to start. Some people celebrate it with drinking copious quantities of cider, wining and dining the way Gulliver was invited to marry Leela in the movie Of Mice and Men. “Just making cups of tea with no sugar” is what a lot of us would say as we try and take our mind off of the pain in our bodies from “tons of holiday homework”.

Yann is absolutely clueless about how bad he looks in his birthday suit on that special day, so he gives insight into how rough it can be doing your SEO on your new favorite Christmas sweater or by turning a hot winter day into a freezing April day.

Classic Santa Claus advertising: A guy comes to your house with this ugly sweater and tags you behind his back .

Santa I Know Him, ELF Ugly Christmas Sweater

Viking, Fa La La La Valhalla Ugly Christmas Sweater

Skull Lava Ugly Christmas Sweater

Prism Ugly Christmas Sweater

Nakatomi Plaza Ugly Christmas Sweater