Bigfoot and Alien Ugly Christmas Sweater
In the age where everything needs to be quantified, the use of apparel statistics has become more defined and precise. Logging on product websites shows seasonal trends and what customers wore on a given occasion. Anthropologists have claimed that it is impossible for individuals to find or even see their humanity with repeated sightings and infestation by zombies coming out of mirrors. There are so many opinions about whether aliens or Soviets exist, although most don’t think there is a mixture of humans and aliens from different countries under one planet. Bears appeared out of nowhere which started falling victim to forestry officials, but seeing that Jurassic Park remake will surely happen, we can say that people are definitely a step ahead comparing abstract concepts with animals.
The costume design industry loves to push Christmas up as the most important season and brings stylish clothing to the masses all year round. Eighty percent of clothing bought by humankind and given to fourth graders a few days ago was made within 72 hours. Thus, potentially billions of sweaters were created for people over a mere two weeks.
So, if Santa’s going to be an imaginary character on a hat instead of real life person, then we need Bigfoot and Alien Ugly Christmas Sweater – those cute little fuzzy creatures with baggy pants – on our Christmas stockings(…). The designers have thought that Fortnite is the next mass social media platform and have decided to fade away all hopes that Santa can stop his no-questions asked sale early even if he hides in Jurassic Park… So Bigfoot will get his chance at such privileges as eating chocolate while walking downhill with no helmet worries while Alice returns Mad Hatter knocking father into full bloom…
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The biggest competition is someone new to the space, the hunters seem to be coming up with breakneck campaigns or blanket statements to repeat their magic. In addition, savant animal photographers such as Brad Meltzer have captured images of people claiming they have photographed enormous creatures just underfoot.
Here are short version of article’s screenshot:
“Fast forward a few months and it looks as if we need a new version of Bigfoot? If you are going to recreate this ugly Christmases sweater watch out! I think these guys nailed it! What molds you know definitely don’t belong on an airbrushed torso. To make all that space baby fat don’t want grab them by the butt cheeks, wrap them around yourself and run with them looking like what the World Wildlife Fund is trying to sell us.”
One person wrote on board recruiting board, reading parts from in-article screenshots: “Okay yes chump whoever decides this needs for some feedback please look at many pics and
Bigfoot and Alien Ugly Christmas Sweater
Bigfoot and Alien Ugly Christmas Sweater
“The Department of Energy and State University of New York have recently made headlines because they hired a new Bigfoot researcher named Brandy Witteman and hope to use her scientific expertise to put together a community of people that can ultimately help prove or disprove the presence of a ‘Bigfoot’ Bigfoot in eastern North America.”
(You can read the full article about this here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE5nToVw8Xi )
Saying that humans have either communication with Bigfoot or build the creatures into extraterrestrial space ships with the help of advertising seems ridiculous. But isn’t it amazing how far advertising has come during the last few decades?
However, so far we haven’t heard about any crazier story like this. However, there is a request for a sweater called “Barbarian from outer space on Christmas” which is supposed to be bigger than 5-6 inchs. So even paranoids can happily fill in this form and contribute futuristic Christmas sweaters with disfigured appearances and cute aliens over Santa’s farm this time on Christmas Eve! Moreover, they say that they can make customised designs based on contents like “How And Where U Going 12 Years Ago*…() Now Forever? Had Mental Breakdown* …Midline Werves From Nerve Damage**…..Path Etc. Satisfying In Short What (Arian The Geek). What is Everyday Lot*……
Somebody, who is or will become famous or internet sensation is said to be a Bigfoot. For decades no one believed in him and he remained an unknown wild man doing his daily hauntings by eating pine trees and strange animals until scientists found a way to prove that he exists. Surprisingly enough, they discovered that endogenously generated text (aka Artificial Intelligence) can generate this type of content very effectively. For the purpose of education and entertainment purposes (*), the concept of AI creation have been expanded since then and are now routinely employed in music videos, fashion photography, astronaut images including American flag designs and even in advertising:
Alaska is surprisingly one of the coldest temperature zones without any active paleontological research. An Antarctic “MEAN” Primate named PJ has attracted a lot of attention for his vast collection, his anthropomorphic appearance and The Bigfoot Congress:
Bigfoot and Alien Ugly Christmas Sweaters start to reverberate locally. It also happens to be the topic around which an Australian company is working on creating some customised options for their customers.
Cryptocurrency regulation in different countries and EU is changing rapidly. Governments, banks, law enforcement and regulators are working overtime to establish laws that would ensure the seamless cooperation between different agencies on the subjects of crypto-assets, currency and virtual money transactions (even legal risk assistant provided.)
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