Stoke City FC Ugly Christmas Sweater

$35.99

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There’s nothing like a snow cat drug that goes by the name ‘Snow Cat Cocaine’ because that’s exactly what it will do – bring out hooks! – Lil Stella

The story takes place in Ugly Christmas sweater, so you know there are going to be some parodies of excruciatingly terrible holiday songs heaped on top of many stupid fuses and mixes exploding into black explosions.

It begins with the narrator waking up late on Christmas morning to see a fresh white coat snow on the roof (obviously a meticulous gift) and Santa’s present-shaped cap sitting at the end of their bed. The narrator didn’t put it there and from there you’re greeted with new pairs unreadable texts from their parents as an understandable indicator something becomes rotten in Denmark.

PRODUCT INFORMATION:

  • Comfortable and versatile, this sweater is perfect on its own or as a layer under a blazer or jacket.
  • This casual wardrobe-essential comes in a lightweight fabric perfect for comfortable everyday wear.
  • High-quality fabric: 95% polyester – 5% spandex
  • Wool active fibre is used to react to your body’s temperature, thus keeping you warm in the Winter Christmas and cool in the Summer.
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